Hello and Welcome, All my little minions...

Greetings, people types! This is my second attempt at this whole "blogging" thing these young people seem to be in to these days. My name is...well...my name isn't important right now (or is it?). I live somewhere in the U.S., I think. I work in a school corrupting the minds of our youths. On the side, I crochet. In this blog, I figure on posting pics of my various projects and maybe throw in a few nuggets of wisdom. But it's mostly to post my projects and get all the attention this attention whore needs. So, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! Not really, I'm a very safe driver and I go at reasonable speeds...but you still need to buckle up 'cause it's the law or something like that...

I! CAN'T! HEAR! YOU! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR!